December 2011
collectingyourvictims:
why is it called a training bra
what are you training for
the bra olympics
the boob championships
TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
I’m 18!!! It’s so crazy. Going to smoke hookah and go to a dance club tonight after dinner with the family. :-) Pampering myself today!
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
thesulfurandthesea:
productofanaddiction:
When you post a secret on tumblr
does that make tumblr
a dashboard confessional
oh my fucking god
revvel:
I’m a professional flirt until I’m actually interested.
Then I become socially incompetent.
footnoseface asked: can't wait till tuesday! :D
